4 Dollar Intro (unofficial title)
Written by: Michael Turner & Christopher Portugal
([Double K:] Huh! You know what time it is…)
[Thes One:]
Goddamn, it feels good to be back, did you miss the P?
Comin' home on the tracks like Stand By Me
Fun DMC, September 30th, Thes One with a mixtape, a free gift
Check it out like a library book ([Spoken sample:] Yo, good lookin'!)
Musical comfort food, pot, brews, dude's cookin' in the kitchen
Grab a seat, get yourself a drink, wash your hands at the sink
Grab a napkin, I think it's almost ready
You get the whole meal with the CD
On top of ol' spaghetti all covered with cheese
Fun DMC's the title, red and white like Budweiser
That's the main course, this here's the appetizer
So please, tell everyone you know
September 30th, we bringin' that old rock and roll
Like Animal, hi-hat up on the moon
PUTS, Fun DMC, go buy that soon, I mean…
([Double K:] Fun D-M-C, we are FUN DMC…)
Buy it like… buy it like… t-t-t-t-tonight!
(Check it, Fun D-M-C, we be Fun DMC)
September 30th, t-t-t-t-t-tonight!
(We Fun D-M-C-, we Fun D-M-C!)
Yeah, word. September 30th, Fun DMC, man
We just lining everything up, you know what I'm sayin'?
We just gonna, uh… it's our sixth album… hold up, what?
[Double K:] Ay-yo, man, they said they're not gonna.. man, hold up… now, I just got… yo, yo, I just got a P-mail… yeah, man, they said they ain't pulled one though…
[Thes One:] What are you talkin' about, man? It's our… we been doing this for ten years! And now it's our sixth album, man! What you mean they ain't gonna give us no interview?!
[Double K:] Yo, that's what they said…
[Thes One:] God… Yo, hold up, man. Stop, ay-yo, stop the music. Stop the music, man. I was excited about coming back, but this bullshit.
[Double K:] Don't even fuckin' worry about it.
[Thes One:] This is bullshit, man. Nah, nah, I ain't gonna… no, I don't give a fuck about Swayze or that shit…
[Double K:] Let's bum rush the show, man… one… BLAH!
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Trivia:
- The beat under this part of the mixtape was also used by PUTS 2 years earlier on the 4 Dollar Afro track from Stepfather. (Hence, the reason why I called it "4 Dollar Intro".)
This track appears on the following releases:
- Funner Than Leather (2008) (Internet mixtape) - PL70 (Promotional download for the forthcoming album Fun DMC).
