Written by: Andy Cooper, Dustin McFarland, Rodney Pleasant, Michael Turner & Christopher Portugal
[Thes One says something in Spanish]
[Thes One:] This is just a little salsa! (Ha ha! Ha ha!)
This is just a little salsa! (?)
This is just a little salsa! (Uh, como va, y'all, como va)
This is just a little salsa!
[Andy:]
Yo, man, I'm livin' grandiose, puffin' on an Ambassador
Paid in full, killed the bull like a matador
Flash my cash, make the album covers shini…uh
My head is spinnin' like a discus, and it, this is…
([Thes One:] Just a little salsa!)
Then I'm straight with the seven-course meal on my plate
I put my leftovers in a doggy bag, I got moves like Mr. Miyagi had
With the "wax off, wax on", I'll play you like Zaxxon
Girls love my songs, sunbathin' on the back lawn
You… look… marvelous, c'mon, young lady, get in the car with us
Superstar deluxe, I'm always animated
My game's so tight, I keep it laminated
[Thes One:] Hey, well, if that's true, why joo livin' with jer mama?
[Double K:] It's just a little salsa, can ya dig?
[Thes One:] This is just a little salsa! (Ha ha! Ha ha!)
This is just a little salsa! (? Vamos… vamos!)
This is just a little salsa! (Como va… c'mon!)
This is just a little salsa!
[Andy:] I make all the money! ([All:] No, you don't!)
I get all the girls! ([All:] No, you don't!)
I put it down for the West Side!
([All:] No, you don't! No, you don't! No, you don't!)
[Dizzy:]
You might spot me in Versace suits
When I'm at award shows, paparzzis shoot
I own a fly home, four-car garage
Got rides for me and my entourage (espero!)
I got an email… from a female
Girls pressing on me like a Lee nail
I'm make the hits that they hear on the jukebox
Chicks come hotter than Arizona rooftops ([Thes One:] L.A. rooftops!)
I got this one, she's a playmate (What!)
When I met her, she was looking at my gold "Dizzy" nameplate
But I had to vacate
I said, "I'm gonna miss our date 'cause our plane's late!" (Plane?!)
Yeah, I own a plane… I also bought a yacht
I scuba in Bermuda when the weather gets hot
I travel a lot…
[Thes One:] Vivas con tu mama?
[Double K:] It's just a little salsa!
[Thes One:] This is just a little salsa! (Ha ha! Ha ha!)
This is just a little salsa! (Uh, c'mon!)
([Double K:] Salsa… chicks!)
This is just a little salsa! (Como va!)
This is just a little salsa! (?... C'mon!)
[Dizzy:] I make all the money! ([All:] No, you don't!)
I get all the girls! ([All:] No, you don't!)
I got my own sitcom! ([All:] No, you don't!)
What? ([All:] No, you don't! No, you don't!)
[Andy:] Well, I star in the movies! ([All:] No, you don't!)
[Dizzy:] I own my own label! ([All:] No, you don't!)
[Einstein:] I only date your mama!
([All:] No, you don't! No, you don't! No, you don't!)
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