Fredly Advice

Written by: Michael Turner & Christopher Portugal


[Scratched Jingle:] Music, magazine!
[Man #1:] Hi, nice party!
[Man #2:] Yes, nice party!

[Drunk Man:] Now… eh… hey, what kinda drink you want, man?
[Brotha:] I don't think I care to drink with you, man. It's nice to have seen you people… but fuck you, man!

[Announcer:] So… whether you're into songwriting or playing, I think this album will help keep the creative energies flowing. To the writers: I hope ([James Brown sample:] Hey!) helps you to write the big one. And to the musicians: I wish you many new tasty licks… And oh yeah, I'm sorry the album took so long.

[Announcer:] Just one more thing… (scratched, repeated) Remember: the whole world's a circus, don't you be the clown. Shyeah!

[People talking in background:] Yo, you are drunk! That nigga JazMak… drunk, dude? Naw, dude…

Hidden track:

[Double K:] Aw, yeah… this is Double K ([Thes One:] Thes One.) From the P! 'Bout that time (Let's wrap it up)… And we out (Right.)… But before that (What's up?)… We gotta give some "thanks"' and some "hello"'s (That's right.)… First off, wanna say "What's up?" to my nigga, Kidd Lex (yeah)… My homeboy Ant Pupp (yeah)… That nigga J-Mak on the Mack Attack… That nigga Brother Paul, dude (word)… Homie Elad, silly nigga (yeah)… Self Rude (word, what's up?)… My nigga Joe Cool… gangsta Donald with the fat bags… My nigga D-rect, you on one, nigga… 'Sup to T-Puck… That fool Rahel… Corporal Rock Mack a.k.a. C.B.… My cousin EJ, the whole barbershop (yeah)… My nigga, dayday… Camel… What's up to my girl (yeah)… Yeah, and Thes One, what you- who you- who you talking to?

[Thes One:] Well, you know we can't forget Naimad… you know we, uh, can't forget Smile-Oak… you know we can't forget the Drunken UCLA Crew, and the big homie, Rahul… my man Assault… Brian, Quinton, Big L.A. Quest… the whole school of Mobski… the crew Ugly Duckling, Drum Majors… my girl, Ritu, what's up?… And last, but not least, People Under The Stairs… we do it ourselves… two people, no help… know what I'm saying? So, a shout-out… big  shout-out… goes to Double K… Thes One… and to the fans… see you next time…


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