Written by: Michael Turner & Christopher Portugal
[Sung sample:] Darling, I'm still blue
'Cause nothing, oh nothing, takes the place of you
[Rap sample:] Showing them thighs, driving me insane
[Rap sample:] The comb...
[Rap sample:] Showing them thighs, driving me insane
[Rap sample:] The combination made my eyes bleed! [echoes]
[Sung sample:] Darling, I'm still blue
'Cause nothing, oh nothing, takes the place of you
[Thes One:] (Hell yeah...)
I'm Romeo-pathic, still scoping out a Juliet
On my screen, backlit, beautiful silhouette
Goddamn, make me wanna buy a dozen rose
"Like", "Like", "Like", "Like", selfie, she did a dozen poses
In a Dilla Donuts tank top, honey at the bus stop
Clothes get skimpy when the city gets mad hot
OG breakin' 4G, just hittin' refresh
She with the BFF at the beach having a sesh
Hashtag #bikinibottom got me feelin' Squidward
Grumpy old boss, kinda crossed with Dr. Hibbert
'Cause I sweat her and I'm bootleg, but it's all in good fun
Dumb shit like thumbs up, "OMG, you at Cinnabon?"
I don't really care, it's calories for her booty
I never meet these girls, they're just internet cuties
But I still like 'em all, young and old, tall and small
I put their pictures on my wall!
[Sung sample:] Pictures on my wall
[Rap sample:] The combination made my eyes bleed!
[Sung sample:] I hang your pictures on my wall
[Sung sample:] I hang your pictures on my wall
[Rap sample:] The combination made my eyes bleed!
[Sung sample:] I hang your... nothing, oh nothing, takes the place of you
([Double K:] Oh my god...
[Spoken sample, backwards:] My daughter still loves that nigger...)
[Double K:]
It's been a minute since you put up a picture
I got 'em everywhere, still I wanna get wit 'cha
With your mani and pedi, bra-string spaghetti
Not like a rapper, but I wanna bust like confetti
Naw, I'm just playin', I know you heard the sayin'
"Love at first sight", just picture you and Mike
That's ten million "Likes", your smile is flight
Who's that dude with the comments I'm tryin' to fight?
And I ain't even met 'cha, girl, I'll wet 'cha
The Super Soaker lover, baby, I'll get 'cha
I'll walk down the pier, you could be my beach
Singin' outside your window, inside I sneak
Your friends, they be buggin' like "Who that dude thuggin'?"
You be like, "Charlie Wilson, that nigga be humpin'!"
Lady, you are something, I wanna have a ball
Until then, I keep your picture on my...
[Sung sample:] Pictures on my wall
[Rap sample:] The combination made my eyes bleed!
[Sung sample:] I hang your pictures on my wall
[Rap sample:] The combination made my eyes bleed!
[Sung sample:] I hang your pictures on my wall
I hang your... nothing, oh nothing, takes the place of you
[Double K:] Yo... I know some of you brothas feel where we comin' from. ([Rap sample:] Don't question!) So the homie got a new dance to show you. You can demonstrate how you feel when you see that dame up in the club. Instead of a rub-a-dub, this a different kind of rub. The kind of rub that expresses love. ([Thes One:] Yeah.) And she's sure to dig it! (Hah! Hah!) Ay-yo, Thes One, kick it!
[Thes One, with intermittent Double K backing:]
Put your hand on your heart, your hand on your heart
Peace, peace, pump, pump
Do the Rob Ford, do the Rob Ford
Then you take a step back and have a heart attack
Put your hand on your heart, your hand on your heart
Peace, peace, pump, pump
Do the Rob Ford, do the Rob Ford
Then you take a step back and have a heart attack
You put your hand on your heart, your hand on your heart
Peace, peace, pump, pump
Do the Rob Ford, do the Rob Ford
Then you take a step back and have a heart attack
You put your hand... ([Double K:] Like this, son!)
[Blewfoot:] Yes, in your nine o'clock hour, you got DJ Blewfoot for the affair. Going underwater, where I won't be coming up for air, y'all. I've got a few requests for ya... I got some beautiful uh... dedications here. We got Natalie to Matthew, Lily to Sam, Joe to Mandy Mac, Mack to Van, and Tate to Pau-Pau. Yeah, you gotta always remember that you can't miss what you can't measure. Alright, now, everybody keep it funky out there. On the one. Yeaaaah. Gonna get out on a little bit of People Under The Stairs, right? To get into this little funky groove right here on the one. Keep it on the one, y'all. Love ya.
[Sung sample:] Special scene...
On your lovely face, you always let me know
That you love me so 'til the end of time
On your lovely face, you always let me know
That you love me so 'til the end of time
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