The Cuss-tomer (skit) (Ugly Duckling feat. Double K)
Written by: Andy Cooper, Dustin McFarland, Rodney Pleasant & Michael Turner
[Customer:] Yeah, homes, let me get a… um… gimme a Beef Deef ([Meatshake employee (Andy):] Mm-hmm.)… uh, let me get, uh… two carnitas shakes (Carnitas shakes, okay)… and, uh… one, uh, turkey shake and two beef shakes. (That's off the Latin menu)… and, um… let me get some…
[Cuss-tomer (Double K):] Ay-yo, ay-yo, ay-yo, money…
[Customer:] And, uh… excuse me…
[Cuss-tomer] Yo, yo, excuse me… Yo, I came in here, man… yo, check this out, dude… I got a-a turkey shake, right?
[Meatshake employee:] Okay, sir…
[Cuss-tomer:] But I got home…
[Meatshake employee:] Okay…
[Cuss-tomer:] … it tasted like a ham shake!
[Meatshake employee:] Look, ham and turkey are very similar products…
[Cuss-tomer:] Look, man, don't tell me nothin' about no turkey. I know what you're turkey shake tastes like. It's my favorite!
[Meatshake employee:] Sir, do you have a proof of purchase or receipt? Do you have…
[Cuss-tomer:] F(whirr) that S(suck), man. You gonna give me a turkey shake, or I'm not leavin' this (sluuuurp!)
[Meatshake employee:] Sir…
[Cuss-tomer:] I love Meatshake, man… I-I gotta get my turkey shake.
[Meatshake employee:] I think you're being a little uncooperative here? I think you need to…
[Cuss-tomer:] You give me my turkey shake, mother(slurp)er! I'mma get me a little (whirr), a (suck), a (jingle), a (slurp) punk a(whirr) shake right here!
[Meatshake employee:] Buddy, there's children in line here, too. You might wanna watch the language.
[Cuss-tomer:] I don't… I don't give a (suck). Give me a turkey shake now, mother(burp)
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This track appears on the following releases:
- Taste The Secret (2003) (Ugly Duckling) (CD & LP album) - Emperor Norton Records (EMN 7065-2)
