The Double K Show
Written by: Michael Turner & Christopher Portugal
[Thes One:] It's not turntablism (it's hip hop)… it's not turntablism (it's hip hop)…it's just… what it is…
[Rap sample:] Who gives a fuck about a goddamn tramp?
[Rap sample:] Anyway
[Thes One:]
You got a DJ, I guess that's nice
He practices stunts while mine rolls fat blunts
And dices the ones and twos, Double K troubling crews
That can't understand the way his hands move
God-given gift of being swift on the tables
Try and copy his cuts, you're nuts, you're not able
The RCA cable can barely transmit it
Stepping using his weapons, you're tripping, kid, forget it!
'Cause he can keep it on-beat, tranforming quicker
And serve that ass like a cold glass of hard liquor
The Jack Tripper, probably even rock the Regal Beagle
As Double works a needle like a sweatshop illegal
I've seen him rock a wedding and everybody left sweatin'
He did it in a DMC 'cause those kids be forgetting
It's not about a routine but how well you rock
From touring overseas to gangster parties on the block
He's a one man, comparable to thunder
You see him before you hear him, and that's why crews fear him
A big motherfucker controlling the ones and twos
Fat black DJ like them old school crews
[Rap sample:] This is for your little weak DJs
[Rap sample:] The one that talk shit while your records skip
[Rap sample:] This is for your little weak DJs
[Rap sample:] You're fucked up with wack scratching can I say
[Rap sample:] This is for your little weak DJs
[Rap sample:] Give up your pendulum, punk
[Rap sample:] Grab a pen, take notes
[Rap sample:] Ah-Ah-Ow!
[Rap sample:] This is for your little…
[Rap sample:] Motherfucker!
[Double K:]
Now, I'm the mack-aroni of the two techniques
Still chilling like Norman Rogers with my hands I speak (The Terminator!)
I'm never hamster using, I'm crossfader bruising
Slip mats and hard liquors be the tools that I'm using
DJs ([Spoken sample:] Gather round!), check out the way it gets done
I don't need no headphones, they get in my way, son
So, wa-wa-watch me get busy like a tied-up phone line
Ay-yo, it's DJ Double K, I said I'm going for mine (You know that!)
[Rap sample:] The freak get, go ahead, might get kinda funky
[Rap sample:] Get a little something ta-take beyond
He's gonna rock the place, and he has the bass, up in my face
[Rap sample:] Yeah! Up, down, and all around a crossfader
[Rap sample:] Yeah! Up, down, and all around a crossfader
[Rap sample:] Of the cuts on the… turn tough!
[Rap sample:] Yeah! Up, down, and all around a crossfader
[Spoken sample:] I had to hold it between both my legs…
[Rap sample:] Yeah! Up, down, and all around a crossfader
[Spoken sample:] He's just about ready to do that thing
[Spoken sample:] Can I- Can I get in- Can I get into the thing, really? (Yeah!)
[Rap sample:] Yeah, ha huh ha, huh ha huh ha ha, huh ha huh ha ha ha!
[Rap sample:] Never all people, sucka can't get ahead
[Rap sample:] Stepping into the scene, waxing and taxing New Jacks
[Rap sample:] Your DJs had it, we're terminating this ? shit
[Rap sample:] Ease back
[Rap sample:] And come again with some different shit
[Spoken sample:] Wait a minute
[Rap sample:] Transform
[Spoken sample:] Wait a minute
[Rap sample:] It's like jack
[Spoken sample:] Wait a minute
[Rap sample:] It's like… it's like jack
[Spoken sample:] Wait a minute
[Rap sample:] Get up
[Rap sample:] Cut the jam!
[Spoken sample:] Wait a minute
[Rap sample:] Get up… get up
[Rap sample:] Get up
[Rap sample:] Cut the jam!
[Rap sample:] Everybody in the place!
[Spoken sample:] Wait a minute
[Rap sample:] Everybody in the place!
[Spoken sample:] Wait a minute
[Rap sample:] West Side in effect! (repeated and scratched)
[Spoken sample:] Shit! Ooh, this… is… a… nice… mother… fucker!
[Spoken sample:] I could take a little bit more of this good motherfucker…
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Trivia:
- The working title for this song was "Fat Box".
This track appears on the following releases:
- "O.S.T." (2002) (CD & LP) - Om Records (OM-105)
- A snippet is also included on "O.S.T." Party Sampler (2002) (CD promo) - Om Records
- Live Version: The 10 Year Anniversary Set (Live DVD) - Golden Fire Pig/Piecelock 70
- Live Version: Big Sky Shakedown (Live LP) - PUTS Records (PL7015)
