Too Much Birthday
Written by: Michael Turner & Christopher Portugal
[Double K:] Aw, what's happening? What's- this where the party's at, man…
[Thes One:] This where the party's at?... I brought some beer, man. I bought beer.
[Thes One :] ([Spoken sample:] What is it?)
Have fun! Party hat, chin strap, candles and a bop gun
Everybody got gifts, mine was wrapped
Motivate the party, make the people hand clap
Get a little too drunk, offend friends and apologize
Hangover haze, bloodshot eyes and sunrise
The next day, everyday, they all birthdays
Life is a big lake, at least we feast on cake
Chief rockers with Betty Crocker in the mix
Get frosted, blow on a candle and make a wish
For he's a jolly good Jello shot, Longfellow, ha!
Rhymes-a-lot or rap-a-lot, go Shorty, it's your birthday
Stop, na-na-na, don't stop, get in your birthday suit
Partying in nothing but a scarf and some cowboy boots
Like we're three years old and life's amazing
Whole party get live, everybody sing:
[Everybody:] Ahhhhhhhhhh... SHIT!
[Spoken sample:] Happy birthday to me!
[Rap sample:] Do it!
[Spoken sample:] Happy birthday to me!
[Rap sample:] Do it!
(x2)
[Double K:] (Ha!)
Right on time, it's the Sugarhill grill
Break out the turntables, we bringing the good feel
For everybody, here's a record deal, spend that check
Buy your moms a house and become a hot mess
'Cause you partyin' with the magnificent terrific
Backyard barbeque throwin', y'all knowin'
Spill that wine, spray your curl
Get drunk and sensitive, give your homie a twirl
It's the P-O-lice, put the jam in cuffs
Masterdon Committee with good times for the city, like…
Now, you know we in the house
By the end of the night, you're feeling like Mickey Mouse
Equivalent to the Electric Light Parade on shrooms
Or Betty White on drugs with George Clinton in the room
Here's some birthday hats for all the people in the place
([Thes One:] Hey, Mike, you want a beer?)
Naw, give me the whole case, like…
[Everybody:] Ahhhhhhhhhh... SHIT!
[Spoken sample:] Happy birthday to me!
[Rap sample:] Do it!
[Spoken sample:] Happy birthday to me!
[Rap sample:] Do it!
[Everybody:] Ahhhhhhhhhh... SHIT!
[Spoken sample:] Happy birthday to me!
[Rap sample:] Do it!
[Spoken sample:] Happy birthday to me!
[Sung sample:] It's my party…
Playing my records…
It's my party…
Dancing all night…
(x3)
[Sung sample:] It's my party…
Playing my records…
It's my party, and I'll…
[Thes One:] Go…
[Double K:] Do it!
[Everybody:] Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday, dear…
[unison breaks down...]
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This track appears on the following releases:
- Highlighter (2011) (CD & LP) - PUTS Records (PUTS 7002)
- Highlighter - EP (2011) (iTunes download) - no catalog number
